Passing by a billboard for the upcoming movie “Safe House” Monday on Westwood Boulevard, my wife and I were having some fun with the slogan, which is just a little too obvious in its twistiness. We kept on thinking of different examples as we drove along …
THERE ARE NO VITAMINS
Vitamin Shoppe
NO UNDERGROUND TRAINS HERE
Subway
THESE CHICKENS DON’T COME HOME TO ROOST
California Chicken Cafe
It’s as if Linda Richman had taken over the studio marketing campaign. Discuss …
Anonymous
Safe House
There are no safes here
Anonymous
Everything is OK
Panic Room
Anonymous
Hello Jon, I think I like this.
Jon Weisman
By the way, I assume this goes without saying but in case it doesn’t, every Dodger Thoughts thread is an open chat thread.
Anonymous
No Chats Here
Anonymous
Los Angeles
Home of the Angels
Anonymous
This also reminds me of my favorite all-time restaurant sign.
Soup of the Day
No Soup
Dane Pereslete
My favorite was on the message sign at Twohey’s in Alhambra: “Soup is hash, only looser”
Anonymous
It reminds me of the Monty Python sketch in the cheese shop that doesn’t have any cheese.
Mr. LA Sports Fan
The Legend Ends.
The Dark Knight Rises.
Jon Weisman
Justin Timberlake to play younger baseball scout to Clint Eastwood’s older scout in ‘Trouble With the Curve’
Amy Adams co-stars.
bit.ly/yzVrf8
Anonymous
“Trouble with the Curve,” as a title, telegraphs the Timberlake-Adams romance nicely.
Jon Weisman
Or does it mean maybe Justin’s not a straight shooter, Peyronie’s-wise?
Anonymous
Depending on how much trouble that curve is, he might literally be bringing sexy back.
Anonymous
Telegraphing a curve usually winds up as a hit.
underdog
“Trouble with the Curve”
“No curves will be thrown”
Phil Gurnee
Dodger Baseball
Juan Uribe
Jon Weisman
Ha. Sad.
Eric Stephen
Chicken Parts On Sale
WHOLE FOODS
Anonymous
Cash or Credit Transactions Only
TRADER JOE’S
Anonymous
Fresh Food, Free of Bacteria
RALPHS
Anonymous
I’m Lovin It
McDONALDS
Jim Hitchcock
This was not a billboard, but was an actual sign at P.O.P:
`This Way to the Big Egress’.
Ken Arneson
Utah
JAZZ
vs.
Los Angeles
LAKERS
Michael
test
Michael
I am the Michael formerly known as miketink and I don’t know how to change my posting name.
Ken Arneson
Looks like you logged in via Yahoo, so I’m guessing you would change it wherever you edit your Yahoo profile. Alternatively, you can create a disqus account, and edit your profile on disqus.com.
Anonymous
Mine was taken and I didn’t like the ESPN name I was forced to take.
Anonymous
OK
Anonymous
Long live Dodger Thoughts! I still wear my t-shirt with pride (usually while mowing my lawn).
Anonymous
Question. How do new comments load here? Do you need to refresh or does it do it automatically?I’m liking the interface so far.
Ken Arneson
You need to manually refresh it yourself. Disqus does have an auto-refresh feature, but it’s only for premium customers who pay $300/month. I don’t think that’s happening.
Anonymous
If I dared risk a rule 5 violation, I’d could come up with lots of these.
Jason Ungar
Is everyone getting all fired up and excited to see Madonna perform at the Super Bowl??
underdog
I wish she was playing against the Giants instead of the Patriots.
Jon Weisman
New post up top.