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They send these graphic destructobeams at the speed of light via satellite, I hear. Fortunately, this one only sheared off the front of Clint Robinson’s helmet but left his head unscathed after his first Major League hit tonight.

– Jon Weisman

Update: But would he survive a liquid attack from land?

Juan Ocampo/Los Angeles Dodgers

Juan Ocampo/Los Angeles Dodgers


Yes. Yes he would.

Juan Ocampo/Los Angeles Dodgers

Juan Ocampo/Los Angeles Dodgers