Randy, are you all right?

Oh, Dr. Rumack, I’m scared. I’ve never been so scared. And besides, I’m 26 and I’m not married.

We’re going to make it, you’ve got to believe that.

[a woman passenger comes in]

Dr. Rumack, do you have any idea when we’ll be landing?

Pretty soon, how are you bearing up?

Well, to be honest, I’ve never been so scared. But at least I have a husband.

* * *

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

* * *

Nervous?

Yes.

First time?

No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.

* * *

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

* * *

I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.

* * *

Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let ’em crash.

* * *

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

* * *

Jim never vomits at home.

* * *

Do you know what it’s like to fall in the mud and get kicked… in the head… with an iron boot? Of course you don’t, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that’s a dumb question… skip that.

* * *

All right, I’m going to level with you all. But what’s most important now is that you remain calm. There is no reason to panic.

* * *

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

* * *

I just want to tell you both, good luck. We’re all counting on you

* * *

The last thing he said to me, “Doc,” he said, “some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don’t know where I’ll be then, Doc,” he said, “but I won’t smell too good, that’s for sure.”